Enjoy all the glamour of a luxury cruise without ever having to find your sea legs. Our Mock Cruises are immersive stays where the hotel becomes a grand ocean liner, complete with themed "ports of call" and a dedicated crew.

• Captain’s Welcome: Start your voyage with a Champagne reception and a maritime lifeboat drill (no lifejackets required!).
• Themed Destinations: Each day features a new "destination" (such as New York or Hawaii) with matching decor and themed dining menus.
• Captain’s Gala Dinner: A spectacular formal evening in the Grand Ballroom to celebrate your voyage in style.
• Full Entertainment Programme: Nightly live cabaret and performers to keep the festive atmosphere sailing high.

Setting sail on the 1-5 February and 8-12 March four-night midweek stay £260 per person.

12-16 April and 2-6 August four-night midweek stay £368 per person.

March 5-8, three-night stay weekend stay £288 per person.